Have Passport - Will Travel

I must publicly laud the US Passport Office for delivering my new passport in near-record time.  I didn’t even expedite the thing, and it was delivered to my door 7 days after I turned in my application.  7 DAYS!  This has to be some sort of new record.

So now I have my official papers updated and ready to be used.  All I need now are some airline tickets to exotic destinations with killer wi-fi.  Then I can *really* get some work done.